Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!