Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark