How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.