How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.