How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...