How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's Favorite Game?

Sorry!

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.