What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you