What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you