Where do you find the Bible in a library?

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

Fiction Jokes More Fiction Jokes

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.