What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.