What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...