Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.