Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.