So they have something to do at night.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Because it was his duty.
A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
A: To the moovies.