Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....