Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!