Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.