Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.