How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

What do you call fake German currency?

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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.