How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

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What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.