How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

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How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.