How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.