Only one but it takes eight million years.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.