How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.