How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.