How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.