Only one but it takes eight million years.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
Over 9000.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.