How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.