What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.