What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time