What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.