What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.