What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again