What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.