What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "