Nothing. They're both crustacians.
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They're shellfish in bed.
Santa Claws
You're two shellfish."
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One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
They are both crustaceans.
Because they're shellfish
They're both crushed-asians
I don't lobsters!
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Pulled a muscle.
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Because they're shellfish!!!
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
Because he was always pinching things.
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
Homardware.
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
They are both crushed-asians
Shello
Lobster "
Lobsters "
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
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Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
Because he was a little shellfish.
He was a little shellfish.
Your mom.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
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Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
When they get to third base they think they've scored