Nothing. They're both crustacians.
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They're shellfish in bed.
Santa Claws
You're two shellfish."
Syphilis
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
They are both crustaceans.
Because they're shellfish
They're both crushed-asians
I don't lobsters!
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Pulled a muscle.
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Because they're shellfish!!!
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
Because he was always pinching things.
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
Homardware.
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
They are both crushed-asians
Shello
Lobster "
Lobsters "
Because they got no body to dance with!
Wasa-B! Let's roll.
Let's be Avenue
They share the same middle name.
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
A crustacean.
Your mom.
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
Crabs on your organ
Two, and often from the same person.
They both like to pork.
A hypochondriac