What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.