What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

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My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.