What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.