What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

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What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.