What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

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What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)