What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.