What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.