What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother