What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.