What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!