What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.