Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"