Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.