Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.