How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats