Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

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Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.