Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call the Mexican KKK?

The Qu Qu Qu.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."