Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.