Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines