Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !