Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

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Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.