A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
A double crosser.
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
Cross country.
Slanta Claus.
Congee-gal visit
She was trying to find the lowest prices
When the stores are open.
A ruff draft.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
A: Flatman and Ribbon
He's Biden his time.
By reposting it every week!
Atrophy.
He gets there before the hare
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
A Labrador.