What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Labrador Jokes More Labrador Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

How do you call an intelligent blonde?

A Labrador.