Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden