Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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He's just Biden his time.