Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden