Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden