Because he lives at the navel observatory
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Cuz he's Biden his time.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
He's Biden his time.
Warning: Gore
He ran out of patients.
Politicks
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
Half of what it was last week
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
Paddy O'Furniture
An algorithm.
Algorithm.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.