Vice President Jokes

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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