Because he lives at the navel observatory
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Cuz he's Biden his time.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
He's Biden his time.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
He got baked.
Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
Warning: Gore
Being the 45th white one.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
Because of sanitation reasons.
