Vice President Jokes

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

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What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What's so ironic about disabled toilets?

They're big enough to run around in.