What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."