What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.