What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.