Paul stop monkeying around!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
He saw the snowblower coming
Where is my tractor?
A jolly rancher.
You take away his EBT card.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
The bear hug!
An ape-ricot sour!
About 6 hours.
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
It's only check, mate
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.