What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.