What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."