How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.