How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!