I think that pretty much goes without saying.
It's a never ending story.
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!
A retarrrrrd
A buccaneer!
Paul stop monkeying around!
Pigpockets.
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
A Carabiner