Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner