What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.