What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.