What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.