What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.