What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.