How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What are instructions?

Correct."

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How is that even science fiction?

They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."