Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.