Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

D Jokes More D Jokes

How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.