What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?