What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"