What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.