What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick