What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick