What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.