Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.