They are missing 2 towers
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Because 9/11.
2-pop
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
Wok n' Roll
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Because he's dead.