Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop