Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.