there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Because they'd miss each other.
A home-cooked shower.
Raw
If your kid has down syndrome.
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
We're not sandwiches.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
None, they just beat the room for being black
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.