there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
In the foliage.
If your kid has down syndrome.
Because it cracked itself up.
Because they don't know what a full house is
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
You can sense his presents.
He will tell you.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Jail break.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
A full set of teeth.
