there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Octopus Prime.
the spermutations.
Ummm...in a cake!
When your nose touches the ceiling !
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
The corner, it's 90 degrees.
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
