there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Because it went straight pasta.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
Bunnies squirm too much.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
squishes out of the room*
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
One...but it takes him 27 tries
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
