How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you