How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway