How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.