How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.