How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.