How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department