How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men