What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)