What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

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Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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We're not falling for that one again!

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.