What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)