What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck