What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.