What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!