What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.