What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...