Airline Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Polish Man Jokes More Polish Man Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

Airline Food Jokes More Airline Food Jokes

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO

What's the deal with airline food?

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