The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
The higher it flies, the much.
Got high.
It's not their fault. May tricks them.
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
A: His brother running with the V.C.R
Just run for office!
To make a difference.
Urine for a surprise.
Urinate
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.
A head banger.
We're not falling for that one again!
She got tired of all that Cruise control.
