Airline Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

Malaysia Airlines Jokes More Malaysia Airlines Jokes

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Polish Man Jokes More Polish Man Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."