Airline Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Malaysian Airlines Jokes More Malaysian Airlines Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Airline Food Jokes More Airline Food Jokes

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Malaysia Airline Jokes More Malaysia Airline Jokes

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.