Carrion Luggage Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.