Carrion Luggage Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Buzzard Jokes More Buzzard Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon