The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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Carrion luggage
Wizz Air
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
He Went Back Four Seconds.
A: That hit the spot.
Weirdo (weird dough).
Garden hose.
A reporter.
No, a fence.
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Zoolander
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Carrion.
All their luggage is carrion.