Carrion Luggage Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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