Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.