Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.