Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"