What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku