What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide