What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.