What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.