What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide