Detective Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What do you call a black detective?

Sherlock Homie

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Your Sherlock Homie

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu