Detective Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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They need clean air.

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He needed a place to crash.

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What do you call a black detective?

Sherlock Homie

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Because he's too short to be an essay

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!