Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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A "brother" one."

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."