I got my ion you.
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Fluoride, duh.
I better keep an ion that.
By pumping ion!
An ion!
Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.
Because they're always Li-ion!
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.
Cancer reproduces itself.
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
A: You skip across the flat ones.
They literally can't even.
