Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Reproduce Jokes More Reproduce Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.