Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.