Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!