What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Gynecolleges.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone