What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

How was your first day of school?

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Isis Training Camp Jokes More Isis Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone